Shiny green

Today is me-day because my humans leave me for what seems like days! One time, I got so hungry, I ate cat food. My humans scolded me. Silly human. Well anyway, there is a big shiny green thing in the living room, why is there a big shiny green thing in MY living room? It is for LIVING,not big shiny green things. Also there is boxes around this thing, and there are SOCKS! I have caught a few words on this big shiny thing, they are,"tree" and "Christmas" and "coal" and "giving". They have also mention some thing about me getting some thing. One of my humans held one up to me sure enough, it said beethoven. I investigated it, with my nose and tongue. My humans thought that was "cute". Silly humans!